Food Quotes

I found this site with tons of food quotes! Here are some of my favorites :)

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

~Jim Davis

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.

~Steve Elbert

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

~Author Unknown

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

~Buddy Hackett

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

~Luciano Pavarotti

My favorite animal is steak.

~Fran Lebowitz

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

~Lewis Gizzard

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

~Alfred E. Newman

If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.

~Linda Henley

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

~Robert Frost

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat.

~Jim Davis

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

~Julia Child

Live expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

~Doug Larson

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